[灌水]N“標準”既“煲冬瓜”(搞野版)

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>kalaso</i>在2007-2-11 23:54:19的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>梗系真啦～～～～</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>好多人都系咁称呼我咖．．．．．．．特别系我阿爸阿妈</p></div><p>好明显你系起度晒命...N严重果种... </p><p>羡慕ING....</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>嚣のЪ</i>在2007-2-11 18:01:30的发言：</b><br/><p><font color="#ed008c">前幾日，我借佐人地本字典黎用，無意中卑我穩到一張紙仔。內容如下：<br/><br/>古猿→古然&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;諺語→練語&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;存在→程在&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;樂器→夜器&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;選項→顯項&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;作品→昨品&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/><br/>祖宗→走宗&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;原則→然則&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;開端→開單&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;必然→鼻然&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;掌權→長殘&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;准→整&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/><br/>代表作→代包作&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;周邊地區→豬邊地區&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;宗教建築→宗教建足&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;藝術價值→藝術炸直<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;我一讀，咦！甘熟既，讀多幾次。哦！原來系歷史佬D“標準煲冬瓜”！怪5知德甘熟喇，日日起我張台隔離噴口水，5記德就奇咯！都5知邊個甘有藝術細胞，甘好野寫出來！！！嘻嘻^-^</font><br/><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">&gt;,</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我地次次讀書果陣就專登大大聲甘讀北京人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">...5</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">知距有無發現</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">...</span></p></div><p>107国道??</p><p>你系东莞噶?</p>

不奇啦,很多老师的普通话都是特别"标准"的

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>lion9771</i>在2007-2-12 13:39:50的发言：</b><br/>不奇啦,很多老师的普通话都是特别"标准"的</div><p>呢D叫特色煲冬呱....</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>kalaso</i>在2007-2-11 23:54:19的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>梗系真啦～～～～</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>好多人都系咁称呼我咖．．．．．．．特别系我阿爸阿妈</p></div><p>伱个博士喺主修乜嘢咖？？？</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>唔知</i>在2007-2-12 13:42:53的发言：</b><br/><p>呢D叫特色煲冬呱....</p></div><p></p><p>话说古人作诗时为了压韵,把很多字的读音都改了,而这一改,影响到其他人,导致很多人都改了某些字的读音,这的影响也可谓持久.到现在,有些人的普通话读音仍然是"古式"的</p><p>以上为YY</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>lion9771</i>在2007-2-12 14:50:55的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>话说古人作诗时为了压韵,把很多字的读音都改了,而这一改,影响到其他人,导致很多人都改了某些字的读音,这的影响也可谓持久.到现在,有些人的普通话读音仍然是"古式"的</p><p>以上为YY</p></div><p>你起边COPY过来噶..</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>唔知</i>在2007-2-12 14:53:22的发言：</b><br/><p>你起边COPY过来噶..</p></div><p></p>咩话?我自己写噶好唔好,点解要话我去第度COPY过黎啊?

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>lion9771</i>在2007-2-12 15:54:13的发言：</b><br/><p></p>咩话?我自己写噶好唔好,点解要话我去第度COPY过黎啊?</div><p>你唔似咁有文化咁人咯..</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>唔知</i>在2007-2-12 16:07:19的发言：</b><br/><p>你唔似咁有文化咁人咯..</p></div><p></p>晕,我都读书噶....

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>lion9771</i>在2007-2-12 16:08:32的发言：</b><br/><p></p>晕,我都读书噶....</div><p></p><p>读书都未必识啦...系未....</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>唔知</i>在2007-2-12 16:11:16的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>读书都未必识啦...系未....</p></div><p></p>甘体少我啊~~