[灌水]N“標準”既“煲冬瓜”(搞野版)

前幾日，我借佐人地本字典黎用，無意中卑我穩到一張紙仔。內容如下： 古猿→古然     諺語→練語     存在→程在     樂器→夜器     選項→顯項     作品→昨品             祖宗→走宗     原則→然則     開端→開單     必然→鼻然     掌權→長殘     准→整            代表作→代包作    周邊地區→豬邊地區     宗教建築→宗教建足     藝術價值→藝術炸直                        我一讀，咦！甘熟既，讀多幾次。哦！原來系歷史佬D“標準煲冬瓜”！怪5知德甘熟喇，日日起我張台隔離噴口水，5記德就奇咯！都5知邊個甘有藝術細胞，甘好野寫出來！！！嘻嘻^-^ <span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我好掛住以前個歷史佬吖！<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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Laputa81 · 发表于 2007-2-12 03:22:08

好标准嗄啵～～～佢喺唔喺黐脷筋咖？？？竟然可以读成咁······

嚣のЪ · 发表于 2007-2-12 03:40:41

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用Laputa81在2007-2-11 19:22:08的发言： 好标准嗄啵～～～佢喺唔喺黐脷筋咖？？？竟然可以读成咁······

</div>5知距喇...好似系做过律师...后尾先教书...5知系博士定系硕士....

ayimei · 发表于 2007-2-12 03:49:44

er///5係好明白wor~

嚣のЪ · 发表于 2007-2-12 04:01:52

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用ayimei在2007-2-11 19:49:44的发言： er///5係好明白wor~</div>厄....例如:词语→用历史佬D口音讲出黎既普通话...明5明?....其实我兜5明自己起度讲乜...

Laputa81 · 发表于 2007-2-12 04:17:12

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用嚣のЪ在2007-2-11 19:40:41的发言： 5知距喇...好似系做过律师...后尾先教书...5知系博士定系硕士....

</div>讲嘢唔清唔楚喺乜士都无用啦·······

kalaso · 发表于 2007-2-12 05:21:37

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用嚣のЪ在2007-2-11 19:40:41的发言： 5知距喇...好似系做过律师...后尾先教书...5知系博士定系硕士....

</div>我都系博士黎咖~~~~

quill · 发表于 2007-2-12 05:22:49

有DD拉~~~~其实我觉得每人个人讲也都有自己的特色噶

huang · 发表于 2007-2-12 05:26:09

无FEEL

嚣のЪ · 发表于 2007-2-12 05:27:35

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用kalaso在2007-2-11 21:21:37的发言： 我都系博士黎咖~~~~

</div>坚定流吖!?米吹水莴!~

kalaso · 发表于 2007-2-12 07:54:19

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用嚣のЪ在2007-2-11 21:27:35的发言： 坚定流吖!?米吹水莴!~

</div>梗系真啦～～～～

好多人都系咁称呼我咖．．．．．．．特别系我阿爸阿妈

猎人J · 发表于 2007-2-12 10:16:15

呗晶人.......個言彪准..........

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