<P>一罪犯越狱,被抓了回来。 ; ~( K# s, H8 r8 n% \4 o$ p, g2 s
<P>警察:说!你为什么要逃跑?
% J- J+ F0 s j) U3 D<P>罪犯:这里的伙食太差了。 ( D* @) \, ~) c0 S V
<P>警察:你是用什么把围墙上的铁条弄断的?
( v5 w5 K/ V6 j* f<P>罪犯:中午的馒头。 </P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-11/200411720562689.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-11/200411720562689.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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