[灌水]N“標準”既“煲冬瓜”(搞野版)

<p><font color="#ed008c">前幾日，我借佐人地本字典黎用，無意中卑我穩到一張紙仔。內容如下：<br/><br/>古猿→古然&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;諺語→練語&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;存在→程在&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;樂器→夜器&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;選項→顯項&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;作品→昨品&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/><br/>祖宗→走宗&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;原則→然則&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;開端→開單&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;必然→鼻然&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;掌權→長殘&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;准→整&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/><br/>代表作→代包作&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;周邊地區→豬邊地區&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;宗教建築→宗教建足&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;藝術價值→藝術炸直<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;我一讀，咦！甘熟既，讀多幾次。哦！原來系歷史佬D“標準煲冬瓜”！怪5知德甘熟喇，日日起我張台隔離噴口水，5記德就奇咯！都5知邊個甘有藝術細胞，甘好野寫出來！！！嘻嘻^-^</font><br/><wbr></wbr><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; 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mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">做咩我日日都記得果個</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">107</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">國道嫁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">!</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">&gt;,</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我地次次讀書果陣就專登大大聲甘讀北京人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">...5</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">知距有無發現</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU;">...</span></p>

<p>好标准嗄啵～～～</p><p>佢喺唔喺黐脷筋咖？？？</p><p>竟然可以读成咁······</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>Laputa81</i>在2007-2-11 19:22:08的发言：</b><br/><p>好标准嗄啵～～～</p><p>佢喺唔喺黐脷筋咖？？？</p><p>竟然可以读成咁······</p></div><p></p>5知距喇...好似系做过律师...后尾先教书...5知系博士定系硕士....

er///5係好明白wor~

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>ayimei</i>在2007-2-11 19:49:44的发言：</b><br/>er///5係好明白wor~</div><p></p><p>厄....例如:词语<font color="#ed008c">→</font><font color="#000000">用</font><font color="#000000">历史佬D口音讲出黎既普通话...</font></p><p>明5明?....其实我兜5明自己起度讲乜...</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>嚣のЪ</i>在2007-2-11 19:40:41的发言：</b><br/><p></p>5知距喇...好似系做过律师...后尾先教书...5知系博士定系硕士....</div><p>讲嘢唔清唔楚喺乜士都无用啦·······</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>嚣のЪ</i>在2007-2-11 19:40:41的发言：</b><br/><p></p>5知距喇...好似系做过律师...后尾先教书...5知系博士定系硕士....</div><p>我都系博士黎咖~~~~ </p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p></p>

<p>有DD拉~~~~</p><p>其实我觉得每人个人讲也都有自己的特色噶</p>

无FEEL

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>kalaso</i>在2007-2-11 21:21:37的发言：</b><br/><p>我都系博士黎咖~~~~ </p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p></p></div><p>坚定流吖!?米吹水莴!~</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>嚣のЪ</i>在2007-2-11 21:27:35的发言：</b><br/><p>坚定流吖!?米吹水莴!~</p></div><p></p><p>梗系真啦～～～～</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>好多人都系咁称呼我咖．．．．．．．特别系我阿爸阿妈</p>

呗晶人.......個言彪准..........