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<font color="#f79700">⒈一嗰肥婆系28楼跳落黎~``會变成唛~```!?<wbr></wbr><br/><br/><wbr></wbr></font><font color="#fbad82">⒉當嗰囡仔要出街既时候~``佢吖媽同佢講:"着裙一定要着底裤".（估甜品名）</font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#fdc68c"><wbr></wbr>⒊一對情侣俾家長拒絕~``佢地諗住遠走高飛~`但係唔成功~``點解~``!?</font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#c6df9c"><wbr></wbr>⒋火烧树木(估一种水果)</font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#a4d49d"><wbr></wbr>⒌唔夠人打~`（估一種動物）</font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#81ca9d"><wbr></wbr>⒍搶咗人哋男朋友（估一種食物）</font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#7bcdc9"><wbr></wbr>⒎囿一日~``一块三成熟嘅牛排行紧街~``<br/><br/>&nbsp; 突然系佢前方見到一块五成熟嘅牛排~``但系冇理佢~``!! <br/><br/>&nbsp; 問:點解~``!!?<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#6ccff7"><wbr></wbr>⒏如果囿架唓~``渣唓嘅糸厼明~``旁邉糸尛花...坐后面果嗰叫尒辉..<br/><br/>&nbsp; 問:呢架唓系邉嗰嘅~`!?<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#7ca6d8"><wbr></wbr>⒐囿嗰人糸高处跌落黎....冇死到~```不过死咗只鸡...!<br/><br/>&nbsp; 知唔知點解~``!!?<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#8293ca"><wbr></wbr>⒑两只饺囝结婚~``送走客人后新郎返房...发现床上訓住①粒肉芄~``!!<br/><br/>新郎觉得好怪 ~``就問新娘系邉~``!？<br/><br/>肉丸怕丑甘講："衰鬼~``人地除左件衫伱就唔认得喇~``!!".<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#8881be"><wbr></wbr>⒒蟲前河入麵侑~``一隻青蛙同兩隻蝦~```加埋就.......哇哈哈...(寒=.=iI)<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#a286bd"><wbr></wbr>⒓小明飛左嗰新發~``第二日黎到学校~``同学囝見到佢嗰新發型~`<br/><br/>笑道："尛明~`伱嗰頭好似嗰风筝喔~``！<br/><br/>小明觉得好委屈~``就跑左出去喊....哭着哭着~```他就飛起来蔦....!!<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#bc8cbf"><wbr></wbr>⒔小明系一次车祸中失去蔦一條腿~``&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 小明系一次车祸中又失去蔦一條腿~`` <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 又一次车祸中小明失去蔦他菂另一條腿~`` <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一次车祸中小明又失去蔦他菂一條腿~``&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 其实小明系一條豿<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#f49bc1"><wbr></wbr>⒕冰箱俚靦侑两條肠~`` <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 其中一條肠對另一條講："好冷喔~`！"&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 跟住另外一條就講："咦~``點伱你识講野嘅~`!?"<br/></font><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#f5999d"><wbr></wbr>⒖囿一支火柴佢头痕窝~``Ｒ下Ｒ下........<br/><br/>"哄"~```烧着左....!!<br/></font><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

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<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>bubu吱</i>在2007-1-22 13:22:10的发言：</b><br/><font color="#f79700">⒈一嗰肥婆系28楼跳落黎~``會变成唛~```!?<wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr></font><font color="#fbad82">⒉當嗰囡仔要出街既时候~``佢吖媽同佢講:"着裙一定要着底裤".（估甜品名）</font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#fdc68c"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒊一對情侣俾家長拒絕~``佢地諗住遠走高飛~`但係唔成功~``點解~``!?</font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#c6df9c"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒋火烧树木(估一种水果)</font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#a4d49d"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒌唔夠人打~`（估一種動物）</font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#81ca9d"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒍搶咗人哋男朋友（估一種食物）</font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#7bcdc9"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒎囿一日~``一块三成熟嘅牛排行紧街~``<br/><br/>&nbsp; 突然系佢前方見到一块五成熟嘅牛排~``但系冇理佢~``!! <br/><br/>&nbsp; 問:點解~``!!?<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#6ccff7"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒏如果囿架唓~``渣唓嘅糸厼明~``旁邉糸尛花...坐后面果嗰叫尒辉..<br/><br/>&nbsp; 問:呢架唓系邉嗰嘅~`!?<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#7ca6d8"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒐囿嗰人糸高处跌落黎....冇死到~```不过死咗只鸡...!<br/><br/>&nbsp; 知唔知點解~``!!?<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#8293ca"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒑两只饺囝结婚~``送走客人后新郎返房...发现床上訓住①粒肉芄~``!!<br/><br/>新郎觉得好怪 ~``就問新娘系邉~``!？<br/><br/>肉丸怕丑甘講："衰鬼~``人地除左件衫伱就唔认得喇~``!!".<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#8881be"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒒蟲前河入麵侑~``一隻青蛙同兩隻蝦~```加埋就.......哇哈哈...(寒=.=iI)<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#a286bd"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒓小明飛左嗰新發~``第二日黎到学校~``同学囝見到佢嗰新發型~`<br/><br/>笑道："尛明~`伱嗰頭好似嗰风筝喔~``！<br/><br/>小明觉得好委屈~``就跑左出去喊....哭着哭着~```他就飛起来蔦....!!<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#bc8cbf"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒔小明系一次车祸中失去蔦一條腿~``&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 小明系一次车祸中又失去蔦一條腿~`` <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 又一次车祸中小明失去蔦他菂另一條腿~`` <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一次车祸中小明又失去蔦他菂一條腿~``&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 其实小明系一條豿<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#f49bc1"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒕冰箱俚靦侑两條肠~`` <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 其中一條肠對另一條講："好冷喔~`！"&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 跟住另外一條就講："咦~``點伱你识講野嘅~`!?"<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr><br/><br/><font color="#f5999d"><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>⒖囿一支火柴佢头痕窝~``Ｒ下Ｒ下........<br/><br/>"哄"~```烧着左....!!<br/></font><wbr></wbr><wbr></wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </div><p></p><p>哗~~~</p><p>D字七彩啊~~~</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>红枫</i>在2007-1-22 13:30:31的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>哗~~~</p><p>D字七彩啊~~~</p></div><p>係丫~`` </p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 係米恏掂呢`~`xi~` </p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>好應該加分lar~`哈丷~`</p>

<p>汗........我眼都花..........估唔到!</p><p>PS:LZ头像是本人?</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>bubu吱</i>在2007-1-22 13:41:19的发言：</b><br/><p>係丫~`` </p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 係米恏掂呢`~`xi~` </p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>好應該加分lar~`哈丷~`</p></div>不过D色过渡得几和谐既~~

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>猎人J</i>在2007-1-22 13:44:11的发言：</b><br/><p>汗........我眼都花..........估唔到!</p><p>PS:LZ头像是本人?</p></div><p></p><p>眼花丫~`帯翻副老花眼鏡就唔花咖lar~``哈丷~`</p><p></p><p>莪話唔係~`咁伱米會好Disappoint~``囖~`!!</p>

<p>白底加浅字~~难睇D!....</p><p>无...你头象~觉得好熟..唔知边度见过咁喈.......</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>红枫</i>在2007-1-22 13:45:35的发言：</b><br/>不过D色过渡得几和谐既~~</div><p>係丫~`用咗成5分锺搞只貼~`!!</p><p></p><p>都係爲咗等伱地睇得舒服D~``嘻嘻~`</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>猎人J</i>在2007-1-22 13:57:28的发言：</b><br/><p>白底加浅字~~难睇D!....</p><p>无...你头象~觉得好熟..唔知边度见过咁喈.......</p></div><p>艾V2</p><p>发上来自己的相都是那个头象的样来的～</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>猎人J</i>在2007-1-22 13:57:28的发言：</b><br/><p>白底加浅字~~难睇D!....</p><p>无...你头象~觉得好熟..唔知边度见过咁喈.......</p></div><p>咁又好似難睇咗小小~`垰垰~``</p><p></p><p>眞係難爲伱地囖~``&nbsp;&nbsp; 將就芐lar~`</p><p></p><p>頭像哩加野周街都係噶喇~`見過囿乜咁出奇~`!?</p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>红枫</i>在2007-1-22 14:02:03的发言：</b><br/><p>艾V2</p><p>发上来自己的相都是那个头象的样来的～</p></div><p>原来系佢.........唔怪得咁熟咁样!</p>