<DIV>money is not everything. there’s mastercard & visa <BR>钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 <BR><BR>one should love animals. they are so tasty. <BR>每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃 <BR><BR>save water. shower with your girlfriend. <BR>要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡 <BR><BR>love the neighbor. but don't get caught. <BR>要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 <BR><BR>behind every successful man, there is a man. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <BR>每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 <BR><BR>every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛 <BR><BR>the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. <BR>聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 <BR><BR>success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. <BR>成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系) <BR><BR>never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <BR>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 <BR><BR>love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. <BR>爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养 <BR><BR>children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. <BR>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 <BR><BR>your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. <BR>现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 <BR><BR>there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <BR>应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 <BR><BR>hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? <BR>努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明 <BR><BR>work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! <BR>工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作 <BR><BR>god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. <BR>神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 <BR><BR>when two's company, three's the result! <BR>两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是! <BR><BR>a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. <BR>服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看 <BR><BR>the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn <BR>学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着</DIV> |
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