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<P>下次先喊“停车”再喊“抢劫”，好吗？
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; _! f/ y- O% H2 X' w: Y喂！咱们是在盗墓啊！你当我们是在海滩度假？！                                                         <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101904657219.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101904657219.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
别担心！瞧，咱俩分得一样多！                                                                                     <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101904749812.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101904749812.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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<P>如果你坚持要偷法国面包，至少应该把它藏好吧？！
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我叫你举手，没叫你转过来！</P>
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( _6 y* X$ |6 R9 C( Q$ c. |<P>下來前，把那些不吉利的裝備給我拆掉！
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<P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101905512200.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101905512200.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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[此贴子已经被作者于2004-10-19 0:55:25编辑过]

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<P>混蛋！我叫你找个人把风。那是个什么“东西”！</P>
<P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101905818421.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101905818421.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></P>
0 F+ B& m8 k0 L0 G8 H  K6 {<P>哈！这就是咱们唯一目击证人画的歹徒肖像！
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! _9 Y+ ^- j$ e4 [8 ?<P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101905910330.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/2004101905910330.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></P>
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<P>啊！我的父亲也在这里!</P>
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<P>不必拉小提琴,直接抢钱就行了!</P>
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% |$ `* [7 M( E" n<P>怎么?不是你叫我"搜身"的吗?
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<P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/200410191239847.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2004-10/200410191239847.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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<P>陈老师!你不需要知道我是谁!不过……你倒是说说看,为什么全班只有我儿子的成绩是"丙"等!?
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好搞笑啊

<P>好搞野喔</P><P>发多D上来睇睇好吗？</P>

晕倒，世界不会有的

很久以前看过了！

N久以前的图