1. 點解呢個世界上有東京、南京、北京但無西京?
& E" D+ q9 E8 m( HAns:因為西經比唐三藏拎左
' p7 \+ N; G$ G2 J! p- v1 H# H2. 話說有間名牌鋪頭一折大減價,有個女人走左入去掃貨,但佢買完出黎之後就死左" d' F8 Z) F* h7 l
佢究竟點死?
6 F" C+ F, a. T4 l6 R4 d& TAns:抵死
3 ^+ B' @( J8 E6 ]/ R1 C* b+ H3. 鍵盤入面邊個掣最靚仔?. `& a! `5 K6 y1 U) ?
Ans:F48 w; l" [+ s3 h9 N
4. 咩毛最普通?
1 h4 i) n# G, K$ l3 W+ JAns:Normal
& x @: M. x* D0 T; c! R" v; V) p5. 拉乜野可以學到野?2 M8 k/ P) ?! J Q! w
Ans:Library
% l* @$ O( y8 e7 [6. 如何用三盞燈同一張凳營造一個緊張氣氛?, E3 ]2 Z3 x$ r9 X4 h6 J
Ans:燈燈燈凳
?8 g9 H. N9 P! @& C4 a0 ?4 w7. 大口仔搽紅唇膏,估一英文生字# B* K; {7 y _! k
Ans:Direction(大red唇)
( k& K( j- Y/ V2 M* c/ ^( m5 l8.六減二幾時等於零?
: r8 t# g9 c1 w: w! U, xAns:做六噶手勢果時
$ n: u7 K. F$ r: }4 G0 ~) s; M9.恭喜發財,估一國家名, B( v* N5 P8 I; n) h( w: s
Ans:比利時(比利是)
; q. r) T* ~& }4 A7 o10.阿明同阿珊去打劫銀行,但事敗逃亡但d警察追捕果時唔追阿明,淨係死追阿珊,點
0 `, n& j# g- M# g4 u* L, `解呢?
, B& s) _* |/ ^6 s. OAns:因為喜瑪拉雅山(起碼拉阿珊)
q! Y" ^0 \9 F' h7 L识广州话先睇得明既搞笑翻译2 p1 l9 [( r% {4 q. {5 X g
1 So many people die, never see you die.
% \9 W$ P$ y9 L: P3 q! W- ?7 O甘多人死,唔见你死。; B! ]) F" i7 `3 _, A$ ]
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
0 n# l4 @! O/ h G7 @2 G* N) }你教我以后点出嚟行?; M; Z3 p) T, L- j7 ^5 X" Y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
/ {0 ~2 L: c: n$ c如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。2 T7 `9 z% U# w2 a" r* m
4 "I saw a pork chop" 0 x) L( L9 ^* ~% A" C/ }
我见到件猪扒啊。; b7 J' O& Y0 H; S6 Z: O/ U% _- ]
5 Are you road? - Z4 z i3 n; T7 P+ e' u2 C& r
你系咪路啊? ( i3 b- r: T- m- R% R3 X1 g
6 What the water are you?
0 A# f9 |4 t# D. B, l3 n2 W; E; A你系乜水啊? : R. L9 b0 r) r+ j7 G
7 Do you big me?
0 l |1 g6 H1 F5 g1 v- u* C你大我啊? u e3 b; z" x6 ?: G: T5 b
8 Zebra chops people.
" H$ j$ g0 t( J( ~9 u! m班马劈友。
4 Z0 d9 m5 U- G% H3 v" x9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 E! m" t6 i/ _) }
界女王。
1 K e+ S2 b( ]+ U/ N10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / a2 d- |7 P$ {
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 C8 P8 d. l3 ^8 q: g! G3 Y; A6 ^9 q11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . I8 T* w* |# [* h. |# ~* u4 c7 _
你当我无到?% N5 i2 D5 f, @. e; ]6 Y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
" T7 u! q1 I+ p- X你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! . d( W: X* [. o) |8 x
13 Today I was very black son.
. t2 ~: R* i* Z2 _3 ]今日我好黑仔。
; W8 Q8 _6 g2 |( u14 I am wearing grass.
( X: P+ J/ Q2 S8 c我着紧草。$ C0 `5 t0 F+ e5 F% Y# e( B
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ A, s1 O, g7 F0 K, E) v5 _你未够班同我讲数!
, O. {* T0 X' q7 }# k* n; b16 Two beat six. . s% ~1 o2 P8 E, m( Q3 m
二打六 j2 m+ I) I0 Z# Y" C& n3 K/ m
17 Two five son.5 r4 h) a- n/ P1 q2 G
二五仔 " Q5 B1 R0 s5 d3 Z& G+ r
18 Piano piano green.
( o- c1 u A4 R琴琴青
% T* m# d) x) E0 S19 I give you some colour to see. ' n/ i# Q" W7 E- f4 ]
我俾D顏色你睇!
' I! Q, j: q, V, P* O20 Stupid stupid want to move . . e) J) ^$ k% z! X3 V+ o* G. R1 E8 \
蠢蠢欲動 。1 A2 q: Z7 \/ U" p- g
21 People mountain people sea .
$ H2 M P& j9 V% y7 P8 i人山人海 。 + B4 c7 Z) F; y, n* a8 ] G; `
22 How senior are you? - Z* Y Q0 v& I9 p
你算老幾?
; p- v" `) o0 N* A6 ]: P8 \% b23 What the ghost are you talk? $ M, s+ ]# D( M- g% g
你講乜鬼?
6 T. ?4 S. \# j* e v24 I fear that you have teeth. 7 ^) ^/ Z% O" A& c @
我驚你有牙!
. \0 J' U4 w5 m0 C9 v7 I25 Heart flower angry open. 3 R( o( G- Z: @- ~$ r
心花怒放。 |
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